Today In European Sports: AEK Athens Fans Throw Molotov Cocktail Into The Away Fan Section Before Defeat

This is truly one of the most ridiculous headlines anyone has ever or will ever have to write. I mean if this popped up on my timeline I'd have to double check it wasn't an Onion article. European sports and soccer (football) in general have been known for the occasional violence but this is just … Continue reading Today In European Sports: AEK Athens Fans Throw Molotov Cocktail Into The Away Fan Section Before Defeat →

Where The F??k Have We Been?

Our internet volcano has been rather dormant for the last few months, and our small crop of half-baked followers may be wondering where we've been, or what else we could possibly be doing with our disappointing lives. Well pal, I'm here to set the record straight. For last few months we've been kicking names and … Continue reading Where The F??k Have We Been? →

5 Dark Horse NCAAF Teams For the 2018 Season

Pretty recently, Doug came to me with a school he should start rooting for to get into college football. Me being the college football guru I am, I gave him several dark horse teams that many wouldn't think of being big name schools in a couple years. He eventually jumped on a bandwagon for the … Continue reading 5 Dark Horse NCAAF Teams For the 2018 Season →

The 2018 Hall of Fame Weekend Did Not Disappoint

Hall of Fame weekend has come and gone and the class of 2018 are officially Hall of Famers. What a weekend it was and what a class it was. As good as the class was, the speeches were even better. Some highlights were Jerry Kramer talking of the good ole days in Green Bay where … Continue reading The 2018 Hall of Fame Weekend Did Not Disappoint →

Reggie Bush was Really Good and USC Fans Still Don’t Appreciate Him.

On many occasions, I tend to zone out completely from what’s going on in my life and solely just think about past football players, their careers, watch their highlights, and where I’d rank them all time. Insane? Yes. Am I ashamed? A little. But hey, I suppose there are worse ways to spend my time. … Continue reading Reggie Bush was Really Good and USC Fans Still Don’t Appreciate Him. →

Jerry Rice is the 11th Greatest Receiver of All Time

If anyone hasn’t heard the news, TPA ha been officially cleared to put our podcasts on Apple. This is huge for us, and will prove to be a big step in our world domination. But this blog isn’t going to be used to flex on everyone about our most recent step forward, it’s to put … Continue reading Jerry Rice is the 11th Greatest Receiver of All Time →

Poncedeleon Throws 7 No-Hit Innings A Year After Almost Dying On The Mound; Promptly Demoted Back To Triple A

Cardinals pitcher Daniel Poncedeleon's life for the last fourteen months has been an absolute rollercoaster of one preposterous event after another. In May of 2017 the Triple A pitcher took a line drive to the right temple that almost killed him on the field. After an extensive brain surgery he rehabbed his way back to … Continue reading Poncedeleon Throws 7 No-Hit Innings A Year After Almost Dying On The Mound; Promptly Demoted Back To Triple A →